In making this list, I do not intend to ridicule the Saints or those they intercede for.
No names are made up.
Top 35 Saints Names Rarely Picked for Confirmation
35 - Saint Abban of Magheranoidhe
-My tongue hurts from trying to pronounce Mag2#*yudrand.
34 - Blessed Rudolph Aquaviva
-Isn't a bottled water named after him? No that was Saint Flavian of Acquapendente.
-She was very enthusiastic.
32 - Saint Fabius Claudius Gordianus Fulgentius
-I wonder if his parents spoke Latin?
31 - Saint Zynovij Kovalyk
-The last Saint in the alphabet and one of the hardest to pronounce.
30 - Saint Gall
-He was brazenly bold.
29 - Saint Aceptismas
-He accepts the Mass.
28 - Saint Lancelot.
-No. Not THAT Lancelot.
27 - Saint Vimin of Holywood
-Holywood not Hollywood. Big difference.
26 - Saint Austin (AKA - St. Augustine of Canterbury)
-When will there be a St. College Station?
25 - Saint Artaxus of Syrmium
-Any Saint name that sounds like "tax us" probably isn't going to be awfully popular.
24 - Saint Christina the Astonishing
-Sounds more like a master of illusion show.
23 - Saint Januarius
-Followed by Februarius, then Marcharius, etc.
22 - Saint Alphege the Bald
-I like this guy.
21 - Saint Mamas
-One of a kind. This is the only Mamas that is not a woman.
20 - Saint Bairfhion
-Huh huh. He said "barf".
19 - Saint Teath
-Patron against cavities?
18 - Saint Tron
-The video game was better than the movie.
17 - Saint Kenny
-Only his mother called him "Kenneth"
16 - Saint John the Great Sinner
-I can relate to this Saint...
15 - Saint Conon
-That was close. I thought it was "Conan".
14 - Saint Bru
-Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "What's up Bru?"
13 - Saint Olive of Palermo
-Her mother was a Kalamata.
12 - Saint Vicelin, Apostle of Holstein
-Is this the patron of fresh milk?
11 - Saint Dora
-She discipled Boots and evangelized Swiper.
10 - Saint Rollox
-Always on time.
9 - Saint Nabor
-Nothing is known about Nabor. Of course, most don't know their neighbor.
8 - Saint Gwynnin
-Can I buy a vowel?
7 - Blessed Andrea Carlo Ferrari
-His once vice was driving very fast in fancy cars.
6 - Saint Olav the Thick
-Just don't call him that.
5 - Our Lady of Knock
-Who's there?
4 - Saint Pancratius
-I got over it with some strong antibiotics.
3 - Saint Peter Chanel
-Always smelled good.
2 - Saint Guy
-Patron of dudes?
1 - Saint Chillen of Aubigny
-Ah yeah. Chillin' with Chillen.
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