10 Things The Pope Should Tweet

The Pope is now on Twitter. You can follow him @Pontifex - (but don't forget to follow Aggie Catholics and if you want to follow me you can as well.) So, I have a list of what he OUGHT to tweet, though I doubt he will.

10 Things The Pope Should Tweet

1. "Can't wait to visit @MarcelLeJeune in #Aggieland Whoop!"
2. "Popemobile Schmopemobile. I live in Italy. Somebody hook me up with a Ferrari! #ILikeToGoFast"
3. "All bald men get a plenary indulgence just for their beauty. #NotKidding"
4. "Being Pope is very Popey. #IDontKnowWhatItMeansEither"
5. "Found a rosary today. Anybody lose one? #VaticanLostAndFound"
6. "Moving Vatican to Texas, except during the summer. #PerksOfBeingPope"
7. "I don't get Europe's fascination with Soccer. #PleaseTripleTheGaurds"
8. "Lost in Ikea. St. Anthony help me. #MightDieInMaze"
9. "Big changes to the Church are coming. That is right. Replacing Bishops' zucchetto with Cowboy hats. #sweet"
10. "Is the Pope Catholic? Wait. I guess I shouldn't use that phrase... #Duh"

DISCLAIMER - this is a joke. We don't really expect the Pope to tweet such things. We love the Holy Father and ask you to please join us in praying for him.